"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
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Alright listen up, you knucklehead. The dude in the joke gets told he's got three days to kick the bucket 'cause of cancer, so he off's the doc! Then the jury sentences him to life in the slammer, and he's happy because the doctor is now alive again. See, it's funny because it's so dumb.