Orphan robs bank

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this orphan dude, right? He ain't got no parents, no family, nobody wants him. So he robs a bank. Get it? He figures if he does something bad, then the cops will come after him, and he'll finally get some attention, like someone actually *wants* him – even if it's just to lock him up. It's dark humor, because, like, it's funny but also sad. You probably don't get it because you're too busy eating crayons.