Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Law Jokes
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
