Law jokes
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!