Law jokes
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Memes
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."