Law jokes
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Memes
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.