Law jokes
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Memes
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.