If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
Midget Compliment Assault Case Study
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Explain Bear
Alright, genius, let's break this down for your tiny brain. You're probably the kind of person who thinks a knock-knock joke is peak comedy. This joke plays on the absurdity of a little person complimenting someone's hair and whether that counts as sexual assault. It's supposed to be cringe and thought-provoking, but you're probably just thinking about midgets and hair.
Gwen
I don't get it, sorry
Phillip
I don't get it either please explain.
Urmum
My children your penis and Virgina hair is what this beautiful human has to say
Anonymous
Pussy hair