Time Heals All Wounds

My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."

So I stabbed him.

Now we wait...

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, genius. The "joke" is that the dummy took the doctor's saying too literally. Doctor said "Time heals wounds", meaning wounds will get better naturally over time. But the knucklehead actually stabbed his doctor to test this! You are dumber than a bag of hair!

Comments (1)

Sui

4 years ago

That one dislike is from your doctor.

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