What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
The Upside of Being a Pedophile
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. You think this is funny, huh? It's dark humor, get it? The joke is that because of the social stigma and the whole being-a-criminal thing, a pedophile is super unlikely to ever get a wife. Get it now, smart guy?
Dainel
Cause you always get those kids ima right
JailBait
Nuh bruh youh goingh toh jailh! 😂
Tard Attack
Homos don't get need wived so i think you're good bro.
Truth
Many are married though. Especially if abusing your own kids is your fantasy. Marrying a minor is even better