The Criminal Orphan Paradox. The Irony of Wanting to Be Wanted.

Listen here, Bryson, you absolute buffoon. You really think you're hot stuff, huh? Well, let me lay it down for you. You think orphans have it easy? They got no parents, no family, nobody to care for them. They feel unwanted, see? So, the joke is, they figure if they become criminals, at least the cops will be after them. Someone will finally want them... get it now, dummy?