Law jokes
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.
The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."
- Bill Cosby
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Greg is a pedo.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.