Identity Theft jokes
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Memes
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. Iām just trying to look at/make jokes, and Iām getting shit from people saying, āItās too offensive,ā or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
Community
ALRIGHT THATS IT!!!!!! IVE HAD IT ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN COME OUT OF THE SHADOW REALM ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!! There's an IMPOSTER keep posting weird shit and trying to think that I rape a child with FUCKING EDP (not the real one). SO I, THE ONE AND ONLY DARK RAPBOAT FINALLY RETURNED AND IM VERY ANGRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethan has been hacked. Someone in around may or late april hacked his account, and posed as him. They changed all of his passwords to all of his accounts. They also hacked his girlfriend's account (who was also on WJE) and posed as both of them. Both of their accounts have apparently been deleted. Who knows who did this...
don't trust that bitch impersonating me