Identity Theft

Identity Theft Jokes

Phone

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

Faker

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Drama

Why the actual f

is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!

Orphan

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

Website

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.