Law jokes
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
How do you get away with murder?
Memes
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Cruel and unusual punishment.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Police: *Arrests me*
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
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Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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