Law jokes
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Police: *Arrests me*
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.