Law jokes
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Police: *Arrests me*
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.