Law jokes
How do you get away with murder?
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Cruel and unusual punishment.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Police: *Arrests me*
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.