Law jokes
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Cruel and unusual punishment.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
How do you get away with murder?
Memes
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Police: *Arrests me*
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿