Law jokes
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Memes
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.