Law jokes
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.