Law jokes
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Memes
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.