Law jokes
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Bill Cosplay
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.