Law jokes
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court?"
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿