Law jokes
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Memes
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Bill Cosplay
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Murder, murder, suicide by police.
How do you get away with rape?
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.