Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Alright listen up, you knucklehead. This joke is funny because it uses the word "wanted" in two different ways. Orphans are "wanted" because they wish they had parents who cared for them. Criminals are "wanted" by the police. Get it? Good, now go back to eating your crayons.