What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Law Jokes
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
