Law

Law jokes

Homework

    • My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

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    • Wig

    • Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?

    Incest

    • Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

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    • Rape

    • Why did the blind woman get raped?

    Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

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    • Law memes

    Rape

    • What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

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    • Baby

    • Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?

    Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.

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    • Pedo

    • I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"

    I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."

    She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.

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