Law jokes
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.