Doctor's Prognosis

The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is trying to be all edgy and stuff. Doc gives a dude one day to live, so the dude gets capped. Then, get this, the judge throws the book at the shooter. So the "problem" of the doc's bad news? Solved! Get it? Yeah, didn't think so, considering you can't even tie your own shoes.

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