Law jokes
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
My life #freemymanrkelly
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.