Law jokes

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.

What's between a wife and a husband?

A divorce.

Why do you go to the bank?

To get money.

When do you run from the bank?

When the cops come.

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.

The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"

When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.

A cop pulls over an old man.

The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

The old man said, "No."

One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"

"Incest."

Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.

Child predators: "You're so six-y."

What's similar between McDonald's and priests?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?

I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."

What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?

A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."

Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!

Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)

Why did the person go to jail?

He committed a crime.

Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.

I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because they’ll get stoned.