Law jokes
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.
The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”
The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!