Piglets

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you know how cops sometimes get called "pigs," right? Well, this joke just takes that idea and runs with it. It's saying if cops are pigs, then security guards, who are like smaller, less powerful versions of cops, are "piglets." Get it? It's all about the comparison, and you're probably used to not understanding those since you always think the salad fork is for dessert. Sheesh.