Law jokes
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.