Law jokes

Why did the chair file a restraining order?

The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!

You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.

Why did the orphan commit a crime?

Because they wanted to be wanted!

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.

Why can’t an orphan take medicine?

They need parental supervision.

Q: Why do women only use their lefts?

A: Because they don't have any rights.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.

I wasn't clean after this.

Q: Name a murderer?

Aborted fetus: My mum.

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"