Law jokes

Why did the orphan commit a crime?

Because they wanted to be wanted!

I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

Q: Why do women only use their lefts?

A: Because they don't have any rights.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

Q: Name a murderer?

Aborted fetus: My mum.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

Why did the chair file a restraining order?

The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.

Why do asses make the best detectives?

They always crack the case!

Why does an orphan commit a crime?

Because it wants to be wanted.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"