Law jokes
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.