Law jokes

A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.

So I threw him out the window!

I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p

Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "

". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"

Divorce is scheduled for next month.

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?

It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Why can’t an orphan take medicine?

They need parental supervision.

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.

I wasn't clean after this.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?

A: Because they're never wanted.

"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.