I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
Law Jokes
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
