Law

Law jokes

Gun

Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"

Sign

What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?

Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."

Police Officer

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for it being black.

Kid

A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.

So I threw him out the window!

Memes

Baby

I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p

Divorce

Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "

". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"

Divorce is scheduled for next month.

Sex

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

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  • Clock

    Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?

    It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.

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  • Child

    I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

    Orphan

    If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

    Car

    What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

    Job

    Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

    Litter

    I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.

    I wasn't clean after this.

    Rape

    Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

    Clown

    Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

    A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.