Law jokes
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Female Rights?
She said no, so I raped her.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
My life #freemymanrkelly
There's only one gender. Women are property.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
What makes suicide illegal? Getting caught.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.