Law jokes
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
How do you get away with murder?