Law jokes
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.