Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Orphan's Crime
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, numbskull. This joke is all about wordplay. Orphans don't have parents, so they feel like nobody wants them. When they commit crimes, they get "wanted" by the police. Get it? It's sad, but kinda funny, you simpleton.