Law jokes

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.

The details are SKETCHY! :)

Why was the belt arrested?

It held up a pair of pants.

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

They aren't wanted.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

For he can be wanted.

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

I ate a man because he was dead!

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"

Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.

How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

Why did the ducks go to jail?

They sold quack.

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?

He was not worth keeping.