Law jokes
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Memes
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.