Law

Law jokes

Friend

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

Accident

You were born on the freeway, you know why?

Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈

DJ

Why did the DJ go to jail?

Because he dropped the bass too hard!

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever become bankers?

Because they always break the BARS!

Vegetable

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Lawyer

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

Orphan

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

Mama

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Orphan

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Ak47

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Jail

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.