Law jokes
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe