Law jokes
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Memes
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.