Law jokes
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Memes
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.