Law jokes
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."