Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Law Jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
