Law jokes

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because at least they can be wanted!

Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!

What do you call an orphan at a construction site?

Child labor.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.

God being a sniper is so fun!

You were born on the freeway, you know why?

Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

What is the legal term for shoplifting?

10 fingers discount.

Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?

Because all they can do is mandate.

Where can't orphans park?

Parent child.

Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.