Law jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.