Orphan's Desire

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is based on wordplay. "Wanted" has two meanings: to desire something, and to be sought after by the police. Orphans don't have parents, so they might feel unloved or unwanted. By robbing a bank, they are literally "wanted" by the authorities. The joke plays on the double meaning of "wanted" to create a humorous and ironic situation. I know it is a bit dark, but you probably can't handle light, judging by your attention span.