Law jokes
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!