New Law Jokes - Page 47 - Worst Jokes Ever

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."

Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!

Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can get wanted.

So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.

The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.

Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.

Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)

Zina: No! [Age] (10)

Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)

What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!

Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.