Law jokes
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.