Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.
One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"
"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.
"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.
"Are you mad?" The police asked.
"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.
"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.
"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"
My teacher is a rapist.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
