Law jokes
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.