You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Law Jokes
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. đ¤Ł
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Why donât pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesnât look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesnât give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
