Law jokes

Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)

Zina: No! [Age] (10)

Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)

What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!

Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Rape

Rape who?

I go rape you!

Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!

And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.

You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?

Guilty or not guilty?

I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

They solved a murder involving the nut case.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To make them feel wanted.

Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."

If you drink, don’t drive. People cause accidents.

If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.

Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor

Me and my stepmom went into the forest.

I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.

KK or Liv?

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.

Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost the case.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.