What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Law Jokes
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
