Laughter jokes
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.