Laughter jokes
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Russia—the real joke.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.