Laughter jokes

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

There's 3 things I hate.

1. Jokes

2. Lists

3. Irony.

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.

Where are the others?

They're in his freezer.

My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Heaven.

Heaven who?

Heaven fun over there?

Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

What do you call a fart in a gay bar?

A mating call.

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Yo man, stand up.

*short person stands*

No, seriously man, stand up!