So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Russia—the real joke.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?
Me:?
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
