Laughter jokes
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.