My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Russia—the real joke.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
