Laughter jokes
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Russia—the real joke.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.