Laughter jokes

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

Stop making jokes about Kobe.

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

Eggs

You crack me up!

What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?

The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.

Lol, I have no life :)

I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.

The only time rape jokes are funny is never.

Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."

Baby: "Lmao, same"

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Friend 1: Eyyy gurl

Me: Hey! (Fake smile)

Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?

6 hours later

Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?

Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?

My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."

What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"