Laughter jokes
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Russia—the real joke.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?
Me:?
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.