Laughter Jokes

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes! "

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"

why are emo jokes so infamous? because they cut deep

deez nutz got emm

Yo man, stand up

*short person stands*

No, seriously man, stand up

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

Ok so my brother mad this here it is

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem

Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?

my donation to the orphanage :)

why was the calf afraid?

Because she was a cow- herd

Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.

What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call

Russia-The real joke

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.

A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ”

St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.

St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.

Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”