Laughter jokes
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Russia—the real joke.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"