Laughter jokes
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?
Me:?
Russia—the real joke.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!