Laughter jokes
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
đź—Ł: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Russia—the real joke.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.