Laughter jokes
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
Funny.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.