Laughter jokes

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣

What did the orange say to the other orange?

I orange you glad!

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.

Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.

So all his friends came in one car.

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.

Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.

Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

Teacher: What month is it?

Quiet kid: AUG-ust.

Classroom: Visible concern.

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

What goes hahaha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.