Laughter jokes

I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.

Their life is a joke.

What is the best joke of all time?

Feminism.

What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Baby!"

"Baby who?"

"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"

"No thanks, I already ate."

Funny.

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.

A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.

Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.

So all his friends came in one car.

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.

Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.

Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.

What goes hahaha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Dad jokes.