Laughter jokes

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.

Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.

So all his friends came in one car.

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.

Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.

Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

What is the same between water and dark jokes?

Not everyone gets it!

You know when people say a joke about living?

That's because we are all living a joke.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.