Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school Hi
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
