Laughter jokes

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.

Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.

So all his friends came in one car.

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

What is the same between water and dark jokes?

Not everyone gets it!

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

What goes hahaha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.