Laughter jokes
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
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I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
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A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.