Laughter jokes
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
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I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.