Laughter

Laughter jokes

Centimeter

If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.

Post

Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

Depression

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

Orphan

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

Friend

What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?

He always needs a hand.

Child

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

Diet

A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."

Friend

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

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  • Priest

    What does a priest and a clown have in common?

    They both make children cry.

    Orphan

    Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

    Orphan

    If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

    If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

    Condom

    The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."

    The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."

    The condom just sitting there laughing.

    Life

    I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.