If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.
I did a nock nock jock to an orphan i said nock nock he said who is there and i said not tour parentes
I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage
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See, morbid humour is just like water, not everyone gets it.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.
Why do I go around making Orphan jokes ? Because they can't go crying to there parent 😅
what do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at and if they cry, just say 'hey here are your parents' then grab nothing. perfect example.
My friends hate when i make skeleton jokes.I guess i need to put more backbone into it.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke But I am afraid It wouldnt land well
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say 'Knock knock,' we’d say 'Who’s there?.' Then she’d say 'I can’t remember'... and start to cry."
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
