I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
I wish i did't have depression because all my friends have BBC Bitch be crazy disease.
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
I would tell you a recycling joke
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
what did the chinese girl said when she had a baby? sum ting whong
I will remember my biker buddies last words ̈Why did you cut in front of me ̈.
a orphan we no jokes
jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes
All these suicide jokes are fucking killing me
Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Spell icup it's funny
dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke
what was the orphans name jake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like it's funny
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
