Laughter jokes
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))