Laughter jokes
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))