Laughter jokes
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.