Spell "I cup." It's funny.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
