Laughter jokes
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"