I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦♂️
What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan nah jit trippin you thought i had one
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
somebody told me to cheer up so....i told him to pass me a rope :)
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Why make a joke when i wake up and look at myelf?
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!
I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
why don't you fart in a apple store
because they don't have any windows
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
When i was in middle school i was on my bus and people were doin hairline jokes and i heard this guy say "Your hairline goes back to..... uhhhhhh..... 2042?
People trying too stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT”
I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.
If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both