Laughter jokes
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.