Laughter jokes
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
I am dark humor.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.