Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
I am dark humor.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
