Laughter jokes
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
I am dark humor.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?