Laughter jokes
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "Alright, so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "Okay, here you go." So he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.