Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
My life lmao.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Puns, that's how I roll.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called 'serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude come on you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Knock knock who is there old lady old lady who?
I DID NOT KNOW YOU CAN YOLDL
why are the jokes fat because you made it
Wanna hear a paper joke, nvm its terrible
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
