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Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
My life, lmao.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Puns, that's how I roll.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
