Laughter jokes
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
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Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.