Laughter jokes
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
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Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
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Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.