Laughter jokes
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Cheesiest jokes.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-
I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!