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Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Like this.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
The joke is this website.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!