Laughter jokes

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Awww, don't cry!

What goes up but never past the digits 15?

A Make-A-Wish kid...

One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.

What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.

None of these jokes really took off.

There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.

Here's a joke: Your life.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?

It’s twelve o'clock.

I am an Indian joke.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.