Laughter jokes
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
You might think these jokes are plane.