Laughter jokes

1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?

2nd Person: Yeah, sure!

1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!

What does the ocean do to its friends?

It waves.

(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rabid cow.

Rabid cow who?

Hold on, I need to get my gun....

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.