Laughter jokes
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."