Laughter jokes
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...