Laughter jokes
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!