You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why do Orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a jo mama joke?
I don’t have a mama.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
None of these jokes really took off.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
