Laughter jokes
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!