Laughter jokes
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
How many wives does Santa have?
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All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.