Language jokes
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
Your
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Bruh, don't be punny.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
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How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.