Language jokes
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Memes
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
The best joke. (This Form)
Chinmey?
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
I weeee is?
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Mo sal. F.
¿Hola, quién es?