Language jokes
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
French jab is ban French's backwards.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Eh.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.