Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Language Jokes
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
French jab is ban French's backwards.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Sure?
