Language jokes
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Chinmey?
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
French jab is ban French's backwards.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.