Language jokes
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Memes
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
The best joke. (This Form)
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
French jab is ban French's backwards.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Two (DYM 112)
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).