Language jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
Memes
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
The best joke. (This Form)
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."