What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
