Language jokes
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
El, can you grab me that bow?
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Memes
Are you fin-ished with your work?
No way, Jose!
Are you peeling well?
"Tayam, I am."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.