Language jokes
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Sure?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Memes
in (DYM 102).
Your (DYM 76).
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
X is for X-treme shooting!
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For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.