Language jokes
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
"Tayam, I am."
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
I weeee is?
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Eh.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"