Language jokes
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Are you peeling well?
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Are you fin-ished with your work?
No way, Jose!
El, can you grab me that bow?
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.