Language jokes
French jab is ban French's backwards.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Two (DYM 112)
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Memes
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Sure?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
in (DYM 102).
Your (DYM 76).
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.