Language jokes
Sure?
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
Your (DYM 76).
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
in (DYM 102).
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Two (DYM 112)
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Mike Oxlong.
Your (DYM 6).