Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Okay, so here's the deal, genius. The dude is saying there was a line OF PEOPLE ready to PUNCH him. But, get this, it's a play on words because he's also talking about a "punch line," like the end of a joke. It's funny because you are dumb!